Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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