She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
In other news, I just burned my penis
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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