She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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