Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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