What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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