think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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