she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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