I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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