ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He uses pillows to masturbate.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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