The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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