Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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