isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
