Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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