You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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