i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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