yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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