: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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