The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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