Non-Jews are for practice
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You need a sexual gate keeper
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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