are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
why is half of my head shaved?
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