Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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