im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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