At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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