i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
