Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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