wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
do herpes really smell.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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