have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Can I color on your dick again?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i think im in europe. pls send help
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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