More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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