I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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