would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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