He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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