i just google imaged poop.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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