Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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