How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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