Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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