ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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