are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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