Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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