At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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