You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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