I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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