I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Randomize
