Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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