we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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