The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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