i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
