Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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