I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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