For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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