do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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